February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Dear Tumblr Savior: People are being nice today...
Love (not), Lux.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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anarchist-dog-owner: notwithoutmycoffee: When Tony Stark and Pepper Potts showed up to the Academy Awards
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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At the end, headache wins over my desire of watch...
Feb 26th
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thats-textbook-enigmatic: angelina jolie sucks at presenting. stop sticking your fucking leg out like a deformed giraffe. we get that you’re a whore and your dress has a slit. Sorry, but I find this offensive as a woman. It’s perfectly right you don’t like Angelina Joli, or even hate her.  But calling other woman whore for the way she dress, if she shows a leg or the size of her...
Feb 26th
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I wonder if Angelina can breath with that dress....
Feb 26th
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I love Emma Stone dress. Huge ribbon included.
Feb 26th
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itsnotfiftyitsfive0 replied to your post: Seriously, anybody knows the different between sound editing and sound mixing? (other than sound professionals, of course) *raises hand* You’re studying media. You don’t count
Feb 26th
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Tony&Pepper OTP!!!!!
Feb 26th
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Seriously, anybody knows the different between...
Feb 26th
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Raise your hand if you have joined the great...
Yep, Meryl has joined too.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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“Add O’Loughlin and the bromance he regularly shares with the younger Caan turns...”
– Peter Lenkov on having James Caan on the Set of Hawaii Five 0 (via the-next-wave)
Feb 26th
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Do you think it's possible to ship a Tea? No, no,...
The mind & the heart from Adaio Teas
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Does anybody have this picture in HQ? Or unless...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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petulantetuk started following you
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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cargument replied to your post: Some kind soul out there can tell me what is all this thing about find the airport and Mapcrunch in my dash? the game was posted on tumblr. So many people played (two nights ago) that Mapquest crashed. It was fun, I ended up in outback Australia with no chance at ALL of finding the airport. It’s a pity you didn’t land in Spain. We have airports...
Feb 20th