February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Dear Tumblr Savior: People are being nice today...
Love (not),
Lux.
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anarchist-dog-owner:
notwithoutmycoffee:
When Tony Stark and Pepper Potts showed up to the Academy Awards
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At the end, headache wins over my desire of watch...
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thats-textbook-enigmatic:
angelina jolie sucks at presenting. stop sticking your fucking leg out like a deformed giraffe. we get that you’re a whore and your dress has a slit.
Sorry, but I find this offensive as a woman. It’s perfectly right you don’t like Angelina Joli, or even hate her.
But calling other woman whore for the way she dress, if she shows a leg or the size of her...
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I wonder if Angelina can breath with that dress....
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I love Emma Stone dress. Huge ribbon included.
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itsnotfiftyitsfive0 replied to your post: Seriously, anybody knows the different between sound editing and sound mixing? (other than sound professionals, of course)
*raises hand*
You’re studying media. You don’t count
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Tony&Pepper OTP!!!!!
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Seriously, anybody knows the different between...
Raise your hand if you have joined the great...
Yep, Meryl has joined too.
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Add O’Loughlin and the bromance he regularly shares with the younger Caan turns...
– Peter Lenkov on having James Caan on the Set of Hawaii Five 0 (via the-next-wave)
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Do you think it's possible to ship a Tea? No, no,...
The mind & the heart from Adaio Teas
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Does anybody have this picture in HQ? Or unless...
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petulantetuk started following you
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cargument replied to your post: Some kind soul out there can tell me what is all this thing about find the airport and Mapcrunch in my dash?
the game was posted on tumblr. So many people played (two nights ago) that Mapquest crashed. It was fun, I ended up in outback Australia with no chance at ALL of finding the airport.
It’s a pity you didn’t land in Spain. We have airports...